Amber Alert!!!!

Dad left for a snowboarding roadtrip today. Is it any coincidence that The Girls found the following photo and ransom note taped to the back door? The Children are up in arms here, and the Jello Jigglers in being made as we speak!

Ha, ha, ha! Your Queen has been kidnapped and taken to a far away, snowy place! You may never see her again, unless you meet my demands before Tuesday! Dun-duh-dunt-duh……….

1. Make cherry flavored Jello Jigglers.
2. Go to Goodwill.
3. Rent a movie and watch it!
4. Sleep in your mom’s bed at least once.
5. See at least one set of your grandparents.
6. Clean your bedroom.
7. Draw The Queen a “Welcome Home” picture.

If you have not completed this entire list before noon on Tuesday, you will never, ever see The Queen again and she’ll be mine, all mine!!!!

Sincerely, The Queen’s Kidnapper