So, we have strange children. Just when we think they can't possibly do anything more weird than they previously have, they find a way to do something more weird. For instance, pretending an old purse zipper is your hip-hop turntable is pretty strange. But disguising yourself in a bedsheet and shining a flashlight onto an ugly little hippo, while pretending the hippo is performing a song you learned off of an insurance commercial is definitely more strange.
Requiring your dad to help you hold the sheet up to create a more realistic looking backdrop for the ugly hippo singing a jingle from an insurance company commercial is equally as strange.
Dressing your little sister up like a matador and having her charge at a red cape while you wear your cousin's hand-me-down beanie hat is also strange. What could either of these children possible do that is more weird than the things shown in the above pictures? Time will tell...
So, we have strange children. Just when we think they can't possibly do anything more weird than they previously have, they find a way to do something more weird. For instance, pretending an old purse zipper is your hip-hop turntable is pretty strange. But disguising yourself in a bedsheet and shining a flashlight onto an ugly little hippo, while pretending the hippo is performing a song you learned off of an insurance commercial is definitely more strange.
Requiring your dad to help you hold the sheet up to create a more realistic looking backdrop for the ugly hippo singing a jingle from an insurance company commercial is equally as strange.
Dressing your little sister up like a matador and having her charge at a red cape while you wear your cousin's hand-me-down beanie hat is also strange. What could either of these children possible do that is more weird than the things shown in the above pictures? Time will tell...
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What could be more strange? How about laying on the couch with their feet touching saying in monotone voices, "Toes together! Heels together! Legs together!" Or maybe possibly jumping in front of a camera constantly saying, "I'm a chow chow woman!" I could probably think of a few more things if I took the time!
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