R.I.P. Cardboard Grant

To everything there is a season, and Cardboard Grant's season has come to an end. Now, don't panic! We are not talking about Cardboard Brian, Ainsley's "husband," but rather his kid brother. Cardboard Grant was Ainsley's original spouse, but he was shorter than her and she didn't like that. We then created Cardboard Brian, who is a couple inches taller than Ainsley, and Grant became her brother-in-law. Cardboard Grant was a busy guy. He was often roped into dancing, playing school, babysitting the nieces, doing back bends and I could go on. We made several attempts to reinforce his body after all the wear and tear. No amount of duct tape and back braces could help after yesterday's loss of a limb and 75% decapitation. It was time to say goodbye. Ainsley has taken the loss very well. Big brother Brian still doesn't know and we don't plan to tell him. It's just better this way. R.I.P. Cardboard Grant. You were a good man. You will be missed.